OMGno idea why, but immediately thought of you. Probably because I know you’d enjoy it as much as I do.
its gotta be the way its phrased pnwsubiecorey
when you tryna fap but somebody keeps walking around outside your door
Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this
Chasing @ryanpothecary !! #snetterton (at Snetterton)
Japan’s Nabana no Sato Botanical Garden used over 7,000,000 LED lights to create this amazing tribute to nature featuring displays of rainbows, auroras, and Mt. Fuji.
My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
But why did you wear socks with sandals to work
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.